10/10 women agree that cell phone dick pics are their least favorite pictures. You should probably include that information in your profile.
It cuts down on surprises and serves as a signal to matching partners. If you like to go down for so long you need scuba gear, sell that part of yourself.
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These are great people to hook up with, and they almost always know what they want.
Nudes are optional, but if you include them, choose tasteful ones. Do you like to dress up like a sheep and run circles at the local track while a leather clad catwoman chases you with a wheel of cheese?
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Most of you are probably not looking to change your sex life next month or next year, you want to start hooking up now, and that’s why you’re here.
You’re advertising yourself, it makes sense that you include your special features, meaning your specific fetishes, desires, and talents. If you have the stamina of a long distance runner, they need to know that too! The size of your genitals is not nearly as important as the skill you have. If you’re looking for something specific in a partner, include that too. Here are a few adult dating and hook up terms you might want to know.
If you only date blondes, save brunettes and redheads some time and include that preference. Plus size ladies are infinitely more likely to email you or respond to you if it says in your profile that you appreciate plus size beauties. NSA – no strings attached BBW – big beautiful woman SSBBW – super sized big beautiful woman (women over 250 or 300lbs) AA – African American BDSM – bondage, domination, sadism, and masochism – these are kinky people Feeder/Feedee – people interested in feeding others food or being fed Devotee – someone who appreciates amputees (or some other super specific thing like that) Buckle Bunny – someone who likes ranchers and rodeo participants Rope Bunny – someone who enjoys being tied up ACDC – Bixexual Arts – Fetishes BHM – Big Handsome Man Cougar – an older woman that enjoys younger mentioned Daddy – an often older man who enjoys younger or younger acting women 39 – oral anal sex, salad tossing Unicorn – a single, bisexual female that joins couples When you read those terms in your profile, you’re often reading from someone versed in casual sex or the swinger community.
Increasing your chances of finding a hook up is easy, and all about information and communication. You want at least one good picture that includes your face and shoulders.